Hi. So, this is my tumblr. It's just funny, sassy things that I come across. Bye.

 

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

(via terrible)

(Source: splitterherzen)

blastortoise:

british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

mc775:

When a bitch can’t even look at you and your friend is living for it

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